Joe Biden is President and the nation is all moist and huggy

"Just sign the damn thing, Joe"

Joe Biden is now the 46th President of the United States of America!

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, squirrels are hiding their nuts, flowers are blooming somewhere, and silent farts smell like rose petals. 

My tears flow unabashedly along the cheeks of my face knowing that Joseph Robinette Biden is putting America on course to a 'build back better bigger brighter booming economy.' 

Yes, the lights along the mall at the Lincoln Memorial on Inauguration Day were like giant, loving arms, hugging America, and every executive order that the evil Donald Trump had signed has finally been negated. 

President Biden has already courageously signed 30 executive orders while having no idea of what they are or what their impact will have on the free world. That take balls of steel or perhaps a dose of dementia.

No longer will mediocre male high school and college athletes, who identify as females, have to compete against fellow fellows--they will now be allowed to compete against biological females and boy, will they kick ass and take scholarships and trophies. [Sorry girls.]

Can you spot the transgender "girl" in the photos below?

No longer will we need to get our oil from Canada through the Keystone XL pipeline. Who cares about Canada anyhow? Maple syrup is overrated.

Now we can get oil from our real ally, Saudi Arabia, and have it delivered on boats and then along highways and rails, where it doesn't spill all the time, like it never does with a pipeline.

People on the left believe Biden has a hidden earpiece with a voice telling him what to do: "Salute the Marines." "Wave at the crowd." "Stand up straight." "Flip a smile." "Give 'em a hearty 'C'mon, man.'" "Jill is your wife. Her name is Jill."

If he does, indeed, have an earpiece, then it has to be connected to God almighty, because he isn't Donald Trump and you know I wouldn't lie to you.

As former President Barack Hussein Obama told Biden [and what's with the Robinette? Is he a little bird with a red breast?] when he revealed that he was planning to run for president:  "You don't have to do this, Joe. You really don't."

But he did and now we're stuck.

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