The Honorable Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY ditz) is upset with President-elect Joseph Robinette Biden's plan to give out money to Americans of all different colors and citizenship status.
Biden said that in the first fifteen minutes of office, he plans to use his pen and record player to put forth a bill to give $1200 to every person living in America or maybe not so much. Anything can change and often does with Joe.
This was all that the Honorable Ocasio-Cortez needed to hear in the middle of her preparation of a delicious lasagna dinner and homemade artichoke hearts on Instagram. She went berserk.
"Who does Biden think he is? The people need real money to recover from Trump's coronavirus, not a measly twelve hundred or six hundred dollars or whatever. America is verdant with trees and that's where paper comes from. We can print money, lots of money to help those that need our help. He can do more and should do more. Wait . . .
"My lasagna was burning . . .
"So, I implore you, Mister President-elect, stop tapping the breaks and go full steam ahead. Print as much money as can be printed and send it out to everyone from all walks of life, especially people of color, the LGBTQ community who need more than anyone, and yes, even people who have come to America without the "proper papers" needed to be considered "citizens." We are all citizens of this planet we call Earth and this part of the planet welcomes everyone to come here, especially blacks and Latinx's, or however you say it, and that's all I'm gonna say."
Fun Fact: Real U.S. currency is not made from paper. It's 75 percent cotton and 25 percent linen.
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