A couple of jihadist leaders introduced to their brown-eyed virgins during dinner

They were having a nice, quiet dinner in a building in northwestern Syria. Perhaps they were discussing future jihad plans, or maybe it was a discussion about their hatred of Christians, Jews, atheists, gays and Shi'ite Muslims, when out of the blue came the faint buzzing sound of a U.S.-led Coalition drone.

BAHDAHBING!

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights (SOHR) reports that at least 22 people were killed by the drone strike, including five civilians and 17 Islamic jihadists. According to Islamic scripture, that means jobs for 1,224 virgins in a place called Jannah [Islam's version of Heaven].

The drone strike occurred in a village called Jakarah, located near the city of Salqin in the northern countryside of Idlib Governorate. If venturing out in a city with a "q" in its title, NOT followed by a "u," be very careful and keep your eyes to the sky and ears tuned to the buzzing of the sound that drones make. It could be the last thing you hear.

SOHR said that the meeting participants included Hay’at Tahrir Al-Sham commanders who were defecting to the Al-Qaeda linked Hurras Al-Deen group. These are the devil-may-care jihadists who enjoy killing time by killing people.

“It is worth noting the jihadists who were killed in the attack, were commanders and fighters who had dissented from Hayyaat Tahrir Al-Sham and agreed with ‘Hurras Al-Din’ jihadi organization regarding the rejection the Russian-Turkish agreements of the ‘de-escalation zone’. Moreover, the fatalities included 11 ex-HTS commanders, five of whom are non-Syrians, as well as an ex-ISIS commander who later joined HTS,” the monitor reported.

May they rest in pieces.

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