The Four Squatters react to El Chapo sentence

The following is satire, of course.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) along with her "Squatters" are livid over the unfair, racist sentence El Chapo just received: life in prison plus 30 years. They were interviewed by the Comedy News Network's Anderson Cooper.

"He wouldn't a got it, the long sentence, if he was white and stuff," she told Cooper. "The guys is what, in his sixties, and Trump expects him to die in prison and then have to remain there for another 30 years? That's just not fair and it's unconstitutional. El Chapo has rights just like any American," she said.

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was also angry and didn't hold back. "You know, it's people like Trump, and people like Israel, who have all the privilege and oppress people of color and who speak with an accent. It's racist, just like all the people who voted for him, and the people in Israel who wished they could have voted for him."

Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Somewhere) got into the act as well. "I cannot believe that this administration is so blatantly obvious, and would do anything that mother****er tells them to do. They incarcerate a decent man, a man who only wanted to do his best to make a  living for himself and those he loves. They say he killed people, but they're only saying that because it distracts us from who the real killers are: Israel and Donald Mother****ing Trump."

Ayanna Pressley spoke next. "You can be gay but if you don't speak gay, you ain't no gay. You are straight. You can be black or brown but if you don't speak black or brown, then you are white. You can be a Muslim, but if you don't speak Muslim, then you might as well be a Jew. You can be a Democrat, but if you don't think like I do then you ain't no Democrat in my book. You can be a woman, but if you don't speak woman, then you are a man. . . . " Cooper then went back to AOC with the mic.

"What the public needs to understand in no uncertain terms is that if they leave El Chapo's body in prison thirty years after he finishes serving a life sentence, the place is going to stink, and I don't want that for our children."

Anderson Cooper just nodded and offered no follow up questions.



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