Leftist tears fall like rain over Trump comments

The following is satire.

CNN's Victor Blackwell admitted that the network, colloquially known as the Conspiracy News Network and the Comedy News Network, admitted that the only reason he teared up when discussing President Trump's negative take on the city of Baltimore, was because immediately before he went on air, he pulled out a nose hair to get the desired flow of tears.

"I'm not much of an actor," Blackwell admitted, "but CNN demands that we act out our truth, our reality. Sure, I was upset that Trump called Baltimore a horrible city where nobody wants to live, but c'mon, do you really think I'd cry over such crap? I'm a big boy."

In January 2018, another CNN actress, Alison Camerota also went all snot-nosey and tearful over President Trump's accurate remarks about s*** hole countries.

"I don't know why this one makes me so emotional," Camerota said, but Blackwell confessed that all CNN staff are instructed to wait just before going on the air and then pull out that nose hair.

Camerota wasn't available for comment.

But that only provides us with more leftist tears. What's so bad about that?

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