Woman who lost her job for harassing elderly MAGA hat-wearer has gone missing

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A 46-year-old fascist who lost her job earlier this month for harassing an elderly Trump supporter in a Palo Alto Starbucks [where wearing a MAGA hat is an act of bravery] has gone missing, police say.

Rebecca Parker "Hanky-Panky" Mankey had verbally attacked 74-year-old “Victor F.” for wearing a Make America Great Again hat in public. Being proud of her bravery over the elderly, she posted about it online.

Mankey posted photos and described the incident on her Facebook page. The backlash over her abuse of the man caused her to lose her accounting job at a music shop.

“This crazy woman came over and started raving at me. She turned to the rest of Starbucks and said, ‘Hey everybody, here’s this racist over here. He hates brown people, he’s crazy, he’s a Nazi,’ and so forth,” Victor told KPIX 5.


The female fascist with the culturally appropriated hairdo had been screaming at the man that he is a “Nazi,” which he found particularly hurtful because he is a religious Jew and wears a yarmulke underneath his MAGA hat. The tendency for fascists to call people "Nazis" is mainly due to their incredible lack of historical knowledge and the irony of being fascist.

Now, police are seeking help finding the angry woman, who is believed to be in the Aberdeen area of Washington, yelling at squirrels and whoever else will take her seriously.

The Aberdeen Police Department is assisting Lake County Sheriff's Office in attempting to locate Mankey.

Anyone with information about Mankey’s whereabouts are being asked to call the Aberdeen Police Department at (360)533-8765.

Hopefully she is okay--she doesn't deserve to be injured or worse for being an A-Hole.


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