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The pregnant mother of a 3-year-old boy is facing time in the slammer for allowing him to urinate in the parking lot of a gas station in Georgia. She is expected to give birth later this month but is facing a court date for a disorderly conduct charge.
Brooke Johns told FOX5 Atlanta she was driving around Augusta on Wednesday when her son alerted her he needed to pee. Rather than letting him pee in his pants or on the floor of the car, Johns says she pulled into a gas station parking lot. However, after being unable to carry the child inside, she let him urinate outside while shielding him from public view. That attracted the attention of a nearby police officer, Georgia's finest, who was on public urination patrol at the time.
"I said 'accidents happen.' And he was like – ‘take him in the bathroom,’" Johns said to the station. "What if I would have ran in the bathroom and someone had been in there? What was I going to let him do? Pee on the floor of the gas station?"
Brooke Johns told FOX5 Atlanta she was driving around Augusta on Wednesday when her son alerted her he needed to pee. Rather than letting him pee in his pants or on the floor of the car, Johns says she pulled into a gas station parking lot. However, after being unable to carry the child inside, she let him urinate outside while shielding him from public view. That attracted the attention of a nearby police officer, Georgia's finest, who was on public urination patrol at the time.
"I said 'accidents happen.' And he was like – ‘take him in the bathroom,’" Johns said to the station. "What if I would have ran in the bathroom and someone had been in there? What was I going to let him do? Pee on the floor of the gas station?"
"What if instead of being her son, she allowed her 3-year-old bulldog to pee? That would be okay because in Georgia, the Bulldogs rule.
Johns now has a court date at the end of the month -- just days before she is due with her next child, FOX5 Atlanta reported.
The judge that is assigned to the case could drop the charges, but if not, Johns reportedly faces up to a thousand dollars in fines and 60 days of jail time.
Johns now has a court date at the end of the month -- just days before she is due with her next child, FOX5 Atlanta reported.
The judge that is assigned to the case could drop the charges, but if not, Johns reportedly faces up to a thousand dollars in fines and 60 days of jail time.
Had this been Los Angeles or San Francisco, relieving oneself on the street is a human right, and in fact, it adds to the ambience of these cities.
No justice, no pees.
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