ISIS second in command meets his virgins

Another ISIS scumcrumpet who was second in command bites the proverbial dust as the U.S. military said on Monday that it neutralized a Somalia-based ISIS affiliate in an airstrike over the weekend.

In a statement, U.S. Africa Command said Abdulhakim Dhuqub [his jihad friends called him "The Dhuq"] died in the Bari region of Somalia, an area which includes the tip of the Horn of Africa peninsula.

The statement referred to Dhuqub as ISIS-Somalia’s “second in command” and responsible for the “daily operations of the extremist group, attack planning, and resource procurement."

Africa Command said the strike killed only Dhuqub, and also destroyed a vehicle that had insurance.

One of Dhuqub's staff saw the explosion and said to another jihadi, "Did you see The Dhuq?"

"Yes," the junior jihadi said. "He's over there," pointing, "and there," and a little bit over there."

Marine Corps Maj. Gen. Gregg Olson, U.S. Africa Command 's director of operations said, “We continue to work with our Somali partners to keep pressure on the al-Shabaab and ISIS Somalia terror networks. When it supports the strategy, we use precision airstrikes to target those who plan and carry out the violent extremist activities that put Somalis at risk."

Not much is known about Dhuqub other than the fact that he blew up so quickly.
His name doesn't appear on the State Dept.'s Reward for Justice website normally reserved for top terrorists and there is not much information publicly available online. ISIS-Somalia is a relatively small terrorist group consisting of roughly 125 odiferous fighters, according to officials.

The strike took place days after Somalia's prime minister Hassan Khayre visited the White House and the Pentagon. It is believed by some political conspiracy theorists, that Khayre ratted Dhuqub out and that Obama was actually born in Alabama.

Ilhan Omar had no comment.


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