Convicted killer allegedly beheads cellmate and pulling the lever for Bernie

Jaime Osuna: Copy Machine Victim

The following is only partially accurate as some of the content is satire.

Sacramento -- A convicted killer has been accused of beheading another convicted killer in a sadistic torture murder at a California state prison.

What the heck, he had nothing to lose now that capital punishment is off the table.

The Kings County district attorney charged handsome 31-year-old Jaime Osuna with murder in last month's death of his Corcoran State Prison cellmate, the headless 44-year-old Luis Romero.

Osuna pleaded not guilty Thursday. His defense attorney didn't immediately respond to telephone and email requests for comment other than to say that his client will hopefully get the right to vote if Bernie Sanders gets his way.

The charges say Osuna, a Democrat, repeatedly cut Romero to cause cruel and extreme pain and suffering for a sadistic purpose. He's also charged with torture, mayhem and weapons possession.

The charges include special circumstances that could bring the death penalty, including that the slaying exhibited "exceptional depravity." But the chances of California actually putting this Democrat to death are about as likely as finding a cow on the moon.

Both men were serving life sentences for doing similar things to other people under different circumstances.

The death of Romero is one less vote for Bernie but he is still hopeful Osuna will merely get another life sentence handed to him.

"Oy hope to see him at the voting cell where he will have the oppahtoonity to exercise his democratic right to vote faw me," Sanders said.



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