Dem. contender John Hickenlooper admits to watching porn with mom

Can you think of a better way to spend some quality time with your mom than watching a porn flick all the way to the end, or should I say 'climax'?

Democratic presidential hopeful John Hickenlooper admitted Wednesday during a Comedy News Network (CNN) town hall that he took his mom to watch a f*** flick when he was a young man and the couple stayed to the finish.

The perv confirmed that the incident, which he wrote about in his memoir, happened when he returned home from college to visit his mom for Thanksgiving. Hickenlooper's father died when he was 8-years-old, and he said that he didn't realize that his mother was lonely until he returned home from college when she told him that she was lonely and wished she could watch strangers having all kinds of sex on film.

"I promised, I called a friend in Philadelphia — and ... we didn't know what a f*** flick was," Hickenlooper lied. "We thought it was a little raunchy, but we didn't think it was that bad. I kind of liked the scene with the perverted cab driver. You've gotta understand, I was 18 years old and my hormones were on blast. I felt like Woody from 'Toy Story,' if you know what I mean."

"I said, 'I promised Jed that we'd go to the movie theater and see this new movie, you want to come?' [He intended no pun, he said.] And it's porn, and I was sure she wouldn't say no. I made a mistake, my mom was very cool and as hot to trot as me," Hickenlooper continued. "And she said, 'I'd love to go' because she didn't want to be left alone in the house again. So I took my mother to see 'Deep Throat,' the movie about Linda Lovelace and her ability to withhold her gag reflex," he explained.

"And to her credit, the first scene is...my mother was, I'm sure she was mortified, and I said repeatedly that 'I think we should leave,' 'I think we would should go,'" Hickenlooper claimed. "And my mother was the kind of person who rarely went to a movie. She thought almost every movie would get on TV. Obviously not this one. When she paid, she was going to stay, and she was quite impressed with Miss Lovelace's oral skills."

"And at the end, she knew I was randy," Hickenlooper added. "And as we drove home and — you know how the dashboard in the old cars had a kind of green light, and I asked her, I said, 'That was some experience.' And she goes, 'I thought the lighting was very good in the movie, and Harry Reems was quite the doctor,' I thought I saw a little grin in that green light, and then I threw up. It was my mother, for Pete's sake."

Hickenlooper's presidential bid is a long shot to put it mildly, as he is only polling at 1% in the latest Real Clear Politics average and CNN does not even have him ranked in their top 10 power rankings. But he isn't doing it for the presidency, he's doing it for fame.

This isn't the first time strange behavior by Hickenlooper has made headlines. In 2013, Hickenlooper admitted that he drank a glass of fracking fluid produced by Halliburton while Beto O'Rourke ate dirt while holding a green turd in a glass jar.

"You can drink it. We did drink it around the table, almost ritual-like, in a funny way," Hickenlooper told the Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources. "It was a demonstration. … they’ve invested millions of dollars in what is a benign fluid in every sense."

Hickenlooper is also on record saying that he supports 99 percent of socialist Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Comatose's far-left "Green New Deal," which has been projected to cost up to $93 trillion or more. He also supports fifth trimester abortions, but once the baby is able to ask for mercy, he is totally against killing it. "It just isn't right," he said.

Hickenlooper's endorsement of the radical environmentalist plan clashes with his record; an ethics complaint was recently filed against him for taking approximately 100 flights all over the place on private planes "owned by wealthy benefactors and then not disclosing the gifts as the law requires," The Denver Post reported.

But like the idiot whose deal he endorses 99 percent, Hickenlooper is simply living in the world.


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