Leftist media swoons for Beto

Stupid is as stupid does

Beto fever has hit the mainstream media and reporters, along with Democrats, [but I repeat myself] including those who identify as men or women depending on the day, are fawning all over the punk rocking, skateboarding, two-fisted, foul-mouth, Spanish speaking, hand waving, armpit sweating dude.

And while Beto hasn't accomplished anything in his life other than to be the most righteous bro on the planet, he wants to make our lives better by being our president, man. He's so cool he even asked us to supply cash for gas to fill up his vehicle and talk about the Green New Deal while he lives in the world touring the country for votes so that if he is elected, he can stop us from guzzling gas.

Jim Acosta, it's rumored, has a photo of Beto next to the one of himself pasted to the ceiling over his bed. I can't imagine why he'd put it there, but to each his own.

Reporters love him because he reminds them of themselves, only slightly richer and whiter.

His favorite color shirt: blue. All 3 of his formal shirts are blue. He's trying to emulate a real leader: Ronald Reagan.

Beto's take on abortion: if you can't hear the baby scream, it's okay to kill it. That makes it okay to kill the unborn baby up to the moment of birth.

ABC "reporter" and Beto campaign manager hopeful, Paula Faris, called Robert Francis O'Rourke a "rock star," and added, "No, you really are!" Inside she was squealing like a smitten teenage girl.

Faris hyped Beto’s entry into the 2020 presidential race, saying, “He's sat down with Oprah, posed for Vanity Fair.” He even spoke to voters, in Iowa, of all places! OMG! Oprah! She then asked: “Can hope, change, and unity beat Trump?” hoping Beto would use it as a campaign slogan and perhaps tap her on the shoulder to work with him.

Vanity Fair. Vanity. Beto. 

Vanity Fair writer Joe Hagan loved Beto's "aura" and preternatural "ease." Famous photographer of the stars, Annie Leibovitz photographed the punk rock bass guitarist. We discovered from Hagan that Beto has a potty mouth and knows how to read actual books like Bob Dylan's memoirs. The article doesn't mention some of the early misogynistic things he has said nor the rather sickening fantasies of running over children with his car. They must have forgotten that tidbit.

Hagan even went on MSNBC to rave about Beto and his "charisma” – and the star-struck journalist may have even outdone the adoring Faris.

Song lyrics to describe Beto's early attitude toward women: "I'll just be your clown if there's no one around. I'll just be your fool if it makes me look cool."

On the intersectional scale of relevance, Beto scores  1 out of 10. Even the Comedy News Network mentioned his white maleness a gazillion times.

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