Bonnie and Clyde get 'Out-Clyded' by an armed homeowner

The two miscreants

Happy Valley, Oregon -- a homeowner held a burglar at gunpoint after she caught him trying to leave her home with some of her stuff, while his lookout was cutting z's in the car, police said.

Police in Clackamas County responded to a burglary report at around 2:50 p.m. on October 18th, Portland's Fox 12 Oregon reported.

The arriving officers found homeowner Dawn Lisa-Des Voigne holding the miscreant at gunpoint. He was identified as 20-year-old Edward Cerf of Oregon City. Deputies said they found Cerf's presumed accomplice, Gabriella Solis, asleep in a vehicle parked a block away. Solis is reported to have told law enforcement that she was the designated lookout, because she was too stupid to pretend she was simply tired of driving.

Lisa-Des Voigne and her male companion, Troy Eton [which is "Note" spelled backwards] told cops they'd experienced multiple burglaries, which compelled them to install a security camera.

"We were tired of being victimized, tired of being traumatized and violated," Lisa-Des Voigne said.

She and her live-in lover credited their security system with assisting them thwart this latest burglary attempt. It is not known if Cerf and Solis were linked to the previous break-ins, but their names sound like a rock duo.

The burglars were arrested and charged with second-degree burglary and booked into the Clackamas County Jail.

"You don't get a free pass at Clackamas" is their motto.

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