Lauer telling fans [and fan dancers] that he'll be back on TV

Matt Lauer, the disgraced follicle-challenged "Today" host is telling fellow pervs and fans that he'll be back on TV. So ladies, watch your backs.

Lauer was fired in November by NBC over sexual harassment accusations that many witnessed and none reported. He was recently spotted at Donohue's Steak House eating a dead cow when he warned his fans that his return was imminent.

One source told Page Six that "A group of older ladies came over to Lauer, saying, 'We miss you!'" as Lauer kept chewing and checking out their baggage.

They were obviously lonely and in need of a Lauer "intervention," he likely mused.

The source said Lauer told his fans, "I've been busy being a dad. But don't worry, I'll be back on TV."

He has not, however, been busy being a good husband--just ask his estranged wife, Annette Roque. Ironically, she owns a 40-acre horse farm in Water Mill and a North Haven estate that belonged to Richard Gere, of the "gerbil-up-the-nether-regions" fame. [It turned out to be a false claim according to Snopes. Of course, if it was a Trump rumor, it would have been a full-size rabbit wandering around in the dark, if you know what I mean.]

Since getting canned from NBC's "Today" show, the 'harasser' has been on the down-low in the Hamptons, but he was spotted on the Upper East Side of Manhattan at an expensive restaurant called the East Pole, where he dined with a "Today" senior producer, Deborah Kosofsky.

Matt and Deb

It is believed that he kept his mind above his waist and his hands where they could be seen as they talked about vacation spots.

There should be no surprise if the #MeToo motivator returns to TV. After all, he's a liberal, not Roseanne Barr, so he gets another shot, kind of like Anthony Weiner who got a few shots but still blew it.

Truthfully, we shouldn't care if he makes a return to the show. This is just one more reason we got Trump as president.

The hypocrisy is palpable, it's so obvious.

It's like when Tiger Woods was winning as a black golfer, got arrested as a black man, then became a mixed race Asian when he refused to disrespect the office of the president and wouldn't badmouth Trump.


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