Sunday, August 5, 2018

Exclusive: Cory Booker speaks to our Vinny Boombots about stuff until he stops

In an exclusive interview with Brain Flushings' very own Vinny Boombots, Cory Booker (Dramaqueen--NJ) spoke about his recent statement in which he claimed to have cried "tears of rage" over President Trump's rhetoric, and adding that something is "savagely wrong" with the United States.

While it's becoming increasingly possible that people in the entertainment industry may run for president in 2020, it's also becoming increasingly possible that politicians currently in office may try out for a gig in the entertainment industry, and Cory Booker, says Boombots, is a "shoo-in."

"That guy can cry at the drop of a freakin' hat," Boombots said. "I'm willing to bet that when nobody's lookin' he pulls out a nose hair and the tears flow like a river."

The "tears of rage" comment was made at the Netroots Nation Conference in New Orleans where other leftists, including Sen. Kamala Harris (Despicable--Calif.).

The annual convention drew thousands of left wing activists and provided an opportunity for Democrats, who plan to run in 2020, win over supporters with anti-Trump, anti-America, anti-old white man, pro-Palestinian platforms.

Boombots said he nearly tossed his lunch when he heard Booker say, "I'm a big believer that if America, if this country hasn't broken your heart, then you don't love her enough. Because there's things that are savagely wrong in this country."

Savagely wrong? What does that even mean?
Savagely angry
Booker claimed his heart was broken in Newark, N.J., a struggling Democratic city rife with poverty and crime rates that are among the highest in America, a place where Booker's heart has been broken. Interestingly, Booker was mayor of Newark from 2006 to 2013 and did next to nothing to bring down the poverty and crime rate.

The histrionic thespian babbled on: "Newark has gifted me a wisdom that can only come from wounds, a sense of purpose that can only come from shared pain." As he spoke, Vinny Boombots finally did vomit but Booker's words were so mesmerizing, nobody noticed.

"It's a city that at times where my heart has been broken but I've learned that the heart is this interesting organ that, it's the only one that really works even if it's gotten broken."

According to Boombots, Booker's high school English teacher, Miss Applebaum, spit bullets when she heard his sentence structure.

After a trip to the washroom, Boombots spoke with Booker exclusively.

"When you said in your speech that the Democratic Party has lost its way, what did you mean about connecting to people?" Boombots asked the wide-eyed alarmist from New Jersey.

"You know, like they've lost their connection to the people, to the cis man, cis woman, lesbians, gays, transgenders, queers, bisexuals and the vast array of people with different sexual orientations."

"Okay, I understand. What about that sign you held up at the convention for Palestinian Rights, a group that says it advocates for 'anti-racism' principles, but is actually anti-Zionist and thus, anti-Semitic? You know, the sign that said: 'From Palestine to Mexico, all the walls have got to go.' Why did you hold it up?"

"Well, Vinny, I was in a hurry and someone handed me that sign but I didn't actually read it. If I had, I'd have not held it up."

"So you're saying that when someone hands you a sign and you have no idea what it says, you're okay with displaying it. Don't you think that's not very smart on your part? I mean, after all, you knew the person handing it to you was from a pro-Palestine group."

"This interview is over."

Final note: last week Booker told activists to "please, get up in the face of some congresspeople." And he also joined senior Senate Democrats to oppose Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, saying "you are either complicit in the evil . . . or you are fighting against it," proving beyond a doubt that Booker will always have a job waiting for him in Hollywood when people no longer vote for him.

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