Monday, June 11, 2018

De Niro admits he wants to have sex with President Trump

"I love that guy"
Robert De Niro apparently needs to do whatever he can to remain relevant. Now he wants the country to sleep with President Trump.

He spoke at the Tony Awards, an event that tells actors just how wonderful they are. De Niro said that the country should have sex with Trump:
"I'm gonna say one thing: 'F**k Trump. It's no longer down with Trump,' it's f**k Trump.'"
It is truly wonderful how a man who was once so filled with hate for another man could change his mind and even his sexual preference and tell the American entertainment industry to have sex with the president. He evidently realizes how he was mistaken when he first said he wanted to "punch Trump in the nose."

Now De Niro wants to f**k him and have the rest of America follow suit. The crowd cheered and gave Bobby a standing orgasm.

Why did De Niro have such a change of heart and sexual preference? Perhaps it's the North Korean talks, perhaps not. Maybe it's the economy--something that has little effect on the audience of millionaires--but it's obvious that even De Niro and his liberal friends want what's best for the country: to see the President of the United States succeed and help bring about a denuclearized Korean peninsula.

In any case, the actor [which is a person who pretends to be someone he or she is not] was presenting an award to Bruce Springsteen [everyone gets a trophy] when he added to his praise for Trump:
"Bruce, you can rock the house like nobody else and even more importantly in these perilous times, you rock the vote, always fighting for, in your own words, truth, transparency and integrity in government. Boy, do we need that now."
Hopefully everyone will take De Niro's advice and vote for Trump in 2020, but I think having sex with everyone in the country is too much, even for Trump.


Feel free to comment and follow Brain Flushings. 



Women's March Award a no-go by German NGO due to anti-Semitism

Photo: Breakfast Club Power 105.1 FM/YouTube A German think tank known as the Friedrich Ebert Foundation [FES], an organization associa...