Zuckerberg says he'll play G-d with the news

Facebook CEO and flaming liberal Mark Zuckerberg announced that his hard left-leaning company has begun implementing a system that ranks news organizations based on how much he agrees with what they say, and will suppress ideas that go against his political philosophy.

The way he said it, however, was that his company will use a system that ranks news organizations based on trustworthiness, and will promote or suppress outlets based on that metric.

But he and his minions will decide what the parameters of that metric is, which proves conclusively, that either Zuckerberg knows nothing about journalism, or he's lying.

The Zuck said Facebook has gathered data on how consumers perceive news brands by asking them to identify whether they have heard of various publications and if they trust them.

"We put [that data] into the system, and it is acting as a boost or a suppression, and we're going to dial up the intensity of that over time," he said, implying that news is true or false if it feels true or false. Kind of like those idiot liberals who say such nonsense as: "My truth." 

The Zuckster added, "We feel like we have a responsibility to further [break] down polarization and find common ground" --or, let's put the veracity of this news to a vote.

Facebook is also hoping to one day make inroads with suppressing free speech in the actual use of the spoken word.



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