MSNBC speculates POTUS has STDs, sexual dysfunction

The Mean Streaming Nothing But Communism network (MSNBC) has been running segments this week speculating about President Trump's sex life. They suggest he suffered from "sexual dysfunction" and that he also has a sexually transmitted disease.

Their team of "experts" on sexual dysfunction and perversion, Gwenda Blair, Brian Stelter, Elise Jordan, Mika Brzezinski and Rachel Maddow, think a lot about this issue, as well they should. In fact, that's about all they think about.

Gwenda Blair knows Trump's hair

The first segment ran on Tuesday. The MSNBC panel of geniuses mocked medication the president has reportedly taken in the past and indicated that he may have taken them to deal with "sexual dysfunction," a condition well known to Stelter who loses one follicle of hair every time he abuses himself in the MSNBC washroom.

Gwenda Blair wrote a book about Trump. "Propecia is associated, you know, is used for hair loss [evidently writing better than she, you know, speaks] -- he doesn't want to talk about that. It's also associated--it has a lot of bad side effects, including sexual dysfunction. I think he really doesn't want to talk about that."

And Gwenda Blair doesn't want to talk about her sexual fantasies of Hillary Clinton and whipped cream.

Another segment came and went on Wednesday. 

Mika Brzezinski implied on "Morning Joe" that President Trump is hiding an STD in his medical records. And we all know what a classy broad Brzezinski is because she's capable of spelling her name correctly without having to look in her purse that her guitar-playing fool of a fiancée, Joe Scarborough holds for her.

How would she know that? Medical records are confidential and she's making stuff up because that's what fake news nerds do.

Elise Jordan commented after a comment from MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle, saying, "You leave [the White House] with the political equivalent of an STD, to talk about something that Donald Trump worries about constantly."

"It's something that you just don't get rid of easily," Jordan said, speaking from experience.

Wishes he used Propecia

Then Joe Scarborough began talking rather than singing poorly, when Brzezinski shouted, "Wait a minute! Maybe that's why they raided his doctor's office," referring to Jordan's comments.

Although Brian Stelter wasn't on the show, he still could be heard in the men's room while Maddow was with her girlfriend, Susan Mikula.


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