Abbas religiously hates Jews like much of his brethren do

"Go ahead, pull my finger"
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Jerusalem (Capital of Israel) -- Palestinian president and Hamasshole supporter, Mahmoud Abbas made anti-Semitic remarks about the imaginary causes of 20th Century anti-Semitism in Europe and drew widespread condemnation from Israel and around the globe on Wednesday.

In his disjointed, semi-schizophrenic remarks that were part of a long, long speech to the Palestine Liberation Organization [a group of Jew-haters who seek to destroy all the inhabitants of Israel not of the Islamic faith] Abbas claimed that it was the Jews' "social function," including money lending, that caused hatred toward them in Europe. [Hatred, of course, by those who didn't want to pay back their debts to the Jews.]

The Hades-bound Abbas made believe that the creation of Israel was a European colonial project, claiming "history tells us there is no basis for the Jewish homeland" [unless you count history and the Old Testament as testimony to that fact].

His fact-less words drew sharp criticism that the scumcrumpet perpetuated long-held anti-Semitic stereotypes and disregarded the myriad connections the Jewish people have to Israel.

The Yad Vashem Holocaust memorial said in a statement that the cretin's words were "replete with anti-Semitic tropes and distortions of historical facts" and accused the schmuck of "blatantly falsifying history to the point of accusing the Jewish victims as being responsible for their own murder." 

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This proves once again that terrorists and Nazis always blame others for their actions, much like abusive husbands blame their wives. "Don't make me come over there, Hazel!"

The UN's special coordinator for the Middle East peace process [see 'oxymoron'] Nickolay Mladenov, said in a statement that "leaders have an obligation to confront anti-Semitism everywhere and always, not perpetuate the conspiracy theories that fuel it."

[He was not including the Koran in his statement, although it's replete with anti-Semitic, anti-Christian rhetoric.]

"Denying the historic and religious connection of the Jewish people to the land and their holy sites in Jerusalem [the Capital of Israel] stands in contrast to reality," Mladenov said.

The U.S. Ambassador to Israel David Friedman tweeted: "Abu Mazen has reached a new low. [Abu Mazen is Abbas' nickname and translates to 'Thunderous Humas-fart']. "To all those who think Israel is the reason that we don't have peace, think again."

Friedman and Abbas will never be dance partners. In March, Abbas called Friedman a "son of a dog" in a typical angry tirade. 

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called Abbas' words "the pinnacle of ignorance" [which angered Abbas after he looked up the word 'pinnacle.'] Bibi went on to say that Abbas was "again reciting the most disgraceful anti-Semitic slogans."

The EU said in a statement that the Palestinian leader's speech "contained unacceptable remarks concerning the origins of the Holocaust and Israel's legitimacy."

Abbas had no words to say.

Iraeli Ambassador to the United Nations Danny Danon [no yogurt connection] sent a letter to the U.N. Security Council demanding condemnation of Abbas' remarks and accused the Hamasshole supporter of trying to rewrite history with conspiracy theories.

Brain Flushings' man in the street Vinny Boombots contributed to this report by providing the derogatory terms for Mahmoud Abbas and Hamas.

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