Thursday, March 15, 2018

Damon will make America great again--he's moving to Australia

Matt Damon is no Jason Bourne. He only has make believe courage and he's an incredible hypocrite to boot, flying around in his private jet an flipping more carbon into the atmosphere in a week than a small village in the outback does in a year.

The snowflake is moving to Australia because, he says he's fed up with President Trump, which means he's fed up with states inside the edges of our coasts because that's who voted for him.

Sadly, he refuses to give up his US citizenship because he knows he has a good thing.

Damon, 47, bought property in Byron Bay, New South Wales and he'll be bumping elbows with his next door neighbor Chris Hemsworth, whom he appeared in "Thor: Ragnarok," which is ancient Norwegian for "Thor: Meets Reagan."

So the person who makes his living pretending to be someone else and say things written for him is finally making America Great Again, now that he's leaving. A source told Page Six: "Matt's telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he' moving the family to Australia" because he disagrees with Trump's conservative policies that protects people from having their earned wages handed out to others.

The source continued: "Matt's saying the move will not impact his work--as he will travel [by carbon farting] jet to wherever his projects are shooting. He's also telling friends he wants to have a safe place to raise the kids." He has four children with his wife Luciana Barroso.

Hopefully, no dingos will be in the area he intends to move to, and he also will not have to deal with stupid comments he made about the wave of Hollywood sexual assault allegations.

On ABC, he said the #MeToo allegations should be judged on a "spectrum of behavior," and then removed his head from his nether regions on NBC's "Today" and said of the statement: "I really wish I'd listened a lot more before I weighed in on this. Ultimately, what it is for me is that I don't want to further anybody's pain with anything that I do or say [except for the president]. And so for that I'm really sorry."

Damon's last film, "Downsizing," was a piece of cow plop and a financial failure.


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