California lawmaker's brilliant plan to prevent suicides

Well a California lawmaker has finally found a solution to protect honest suicidal people from blowing out their brains, reports The San Francisco Chronicle.

Assemblyman Rob Bonta (D-Calif.) introduced a bill [AB 1927] that bars honest people who are willing to admit that they plan to kill themselves via a gun, or are struggling with suicidal thoughts, from going out an purchasing said item. 

If they already own a gun, well, that's another story.

According to Bonta, Californians who commit suicide after buying a gun usually do so within a week of purchase.

Under the proposed bill, people with suicidal thoughts can voluntarily submit their name to the state office responsible for background checks.

Brilliant!

The office would then alert licensed arms dealers that the person is prohibited from buying a gun, and he or she will not be permitted to cross high bridges, have access to a roof above two stories, purchase aspirins, Liquid PlumR®, bleach, clothesline, or knives, and will be prohibited from entering "Draw Mohammad" contests.

The bill will likely pass easily as it's California. They love gun control, even when it makes no sense.


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