Monday, December 11, 2017

Gov. Moonbeam: hot weather to follow--Trump better be scared

Photo: Reuters
Governor Jerry Moonbeam Brown (D.-Calif.) said on Sunday that President Trump's apparent lack of fear "of the wrath of God" explains his denial of climate change.

"I don't think," Brown accurately stated, but then added, "President Trump has a fear of the Lord, the fear of the wrath of God, which leads one to more humility." He pontificated this nonsense on CBS' "60 Minutes."

"And, this is such a reckless disregard for the truth and for the existential consequences that can be unleashed," he continued, using the word 'existential' in a sentence. He was referring to climate scientists who believe global warming is due to the burning of fossil fuels, and made it sound like Trump is the first person to burn the midnight oil.

Brown's connection with God can be seen in the wildfires in California, the worst in the state's history. He is being punished by the wrath of the Lord for being so arrogant as to believe that he is right about climate change in spite of his inability to pass a special ed Earth Science class with Mister Putterman. He is also being punished for not becoming a priest, as he was apparently thinking of doing as a young hippie.

Brown then went full-body political saying that nature is not a "political game" as he fired up a fatty and blew smoke rings into the heavens.

"The truth of the case," he lied, "is that there's too much carbon being emitted, that heat-trapping gasses are building up, the planet is warming and all hell is breaking loose. {Run! Run!]" He went on: "So I'd say to Mr. Trump, take a deeper look. Now is not the time to undo what every country in the world is committed to," he said, ending the sentence with a preposition.

Everyone's a scientist. 

The real truth is that the United States has already reduced carbon emission below the level called for in the Paris accord. It's China, India and other nations who need to get on the stick, not us. 

The only thing our membership means for us is that we give other countries money to get on their sticks in 30 years.


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