Franken to give speech on his future in Senate

Minnesota serial groper Sen. Al Franken (D) gave the country a standard TV tease on Wednesday telling the public that he will be delivering a speech before noon Thursday to discuss his future plans in the Senate. Franken has been accused of groping a gaggle of women in the past, and there is photographic proof of at least one allegation made against the porcine Democrat.

Hopefully Franken will go quietly into the night after the speech, but it's probably asking for too much. However, Minnesota Public Radio, a covert subsidiary of the Communist Party (just kidding) reported that Franken will resign in spite of his office pushing back saying, "He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him."

His office tweeted Thursday morning that he would give a floor speech at 11:45 a.m. ET.

If Franken steps down, the Democratic Gov. Mark Dayton will appoint another libtard to take his place. Most likely that person will be Lt. Gov. Tina Smith, a close ally of Franken although she has apparently never been groped by him as far as we know. There remains two years of Franken's term.

On Wednesday, the Democratic Party ganged up on Franken in order to appear moral and make the GOP look like pigs who are backing Roy Moore, a man who appears to have had a history of sexual misconduct and who allegedly done so with a 14-year-old girl decades ago when he was in his 30s.

"Enough is enough," said NY Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, possibly the biggest hypocrite of the lot. She was all peaches and roses with Bill Clinton back when his enabling wife, Hillary, was running for POTUS. Then she got on the party bandwagon when he was no longer useful to the 'cause' of leftism and attacked him.

These are people you absolutely do not want in your foxhole. As soon as they're about to be overrun, they would shoot you to save their own butts.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R.-KY) weighed in: "It now appears Senator Franken has lost support of his colleagues, and most importantly, his constituents. I do not believe he can effectively serve the people of Minnesota in the U.S. Senate any longer," he said.

Hopefully he will step down and in two years be replaced by a happily married Republican with no ego issues.


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