Pakistan: Muslim boy makes it with a chick's mom

Pakistan (aka: Pahkeestahn) -- a 14-year-old Pakistani boy in the Punjab area (also located partially in India) has been arrested for raping a neighbor's chicken. Imagine that . . . no, don't.

The boy admitted to putting his thingamajig into the chicken's whozeewhatsis but said he did so out of "sexual frustration." He didn't mean to kill it, but kill it he did.

"The hen died while being sexually assaulted by Hussain [no relation to Barack Hussein Obama]. Two persons, Nasrullah and Tufail, witnessed this act," according to the complainant.

The Ayatollah Khomeini wrote a scholarly book Resaleh Towzih al-Masael, translated into English by J. Borujerdi as A Clarification Of Questions. The book discusses, in part, what must be done with animals who have experienced coitus with horny Muslims who can't get a real woman.

#2631. It is loathsome to eat the meat of horse and mule and donkey and if somebody makes coitus with them, that is an intercourse, they become unlawful and they must be taken out of the city and sold elsewhere. [It's kind of like meat taqiyya].

2632. If they have intercourse with a cow and sheep and camel their urine and dung becomes unclean and drinking their milk will also be unlawful and they must be killed and burned without delay, and the person who had intercourse with them must pay money to the owner [known as the critter pimp]. Further, if he had intercourse with any beast its milk becomes unlawful.

So it's no problem in Islam to have critter coitus, except that it makes the animal unclean and they need to be taken to another village where an unsuspecting fellow Muslim will buy it.


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