UK sends special forces to 'kill or capture' Hamza bin Laden

He looks kind of gay in a happy sort of way in the photo, but make no mistake, Hamza bin Laden is a top scum crumpet for al Qaida and would kill you as soon as look at you.

So what's an infidel nation to do?

Well, the UK has launched a top-secret manhunt to "kill or capture" the 28-year-old terrorist leader, the Daily Star reports. 

The unit leading the hunt for 'Smiley Beheader Boy' is the UK's legendary Special Air Service, and while it doesn't sound as cool as our Navy SEALs, they are really on par with them (but we're a little bit better).

The latest intel warns that Hamza (his name roughly means 'Hamster Bugger') is active and has been plotting a terrorist attack in the West after his dad, a devout Muslim, was killed in 2011 by a Fox News contributor and former Navy SEAL, Rob O'Neill. 

Osama's last words just before O'Neill put a round into his cerebellum were alleged to be: "Make sure Hamza gets my porn collection."

Hamza went dark from the Abbottabad compound in Pakistan (pronounced "Pakeestahn" by Barack Obama) just weeks before his dad caught lead poisoning.

However, two years ago, the scum-waffle re-emerged and made a video praising the terror attacks in London. There are also propaganda clips showing Hamza training in a terrorist boot camp where he was able to do a push-up and three sit-ups.

Then in May, a Western intelligence source identified Hamza and confirmed that he was planning a terror attack on the West to avenge his father.

What was the little puke thinking--that his father could pull off the 911 attack and we'd read from an index card about how we condemn the attack in the strongest possible terms. He forgets that the attack was before Obama and Kerry were apologizing to the Muslim world.

So Hamza's reappearance in Syria has led the CIA to put him on the US State Department's terror watch list. Oooh, he better be careful now that we have his name on that list. Soon we might even put it on an index card.

But now he's among the top 10 "high-value" targets and is being pursued by coalition forces of Operation Shader.

Forty SAS soldiers have joined forces with other units in a Joint Coalition Special Operations team and deployed to Syria on a covert mission to find the little crap weasel. 

Make no mistake-Hamza will be found and will adorn the same "beauty mark" in his forehead currently worn by his father.




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