Little Rocket Man promises 'nuclear clouds' on Japan after eating a burrito

North Korea, that country we've grown to hate, is now threatening to bring "nuclear clouds" to Japan, which was initially thought to mean that dictator Kim Jong Un (aka Little Rocket Man) was planning to release his burrito inspired flatulence upon them. He actually meant nuclear clouds from nuclear weaponry. 

Kim mocked Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for acting like a "headless chicken" at the U.N. General Assembly when he urged the U.N. members to force the rogue nation to end its nuclear and missile programs. 

The hermit nation claimed Japan was escalating tension in the Korean peninsula, and saying their plea to end NoKo's nuclear goal a "suicidal deed" that will end with a nuclear attack to sink the island, which indicates Kim has probably no idea what islands actually are.

The statement read: "Japan's such rackets inciting the tension of the Korean peninsula is a suicidal deed that will bring nuclear clouds to the Japanese archipelago. No one knows when the touch-and-go situation will lead to a nuclear war, but if so, the Japanese archipelago will be engulfed in flames in a moment. This is too self-evident."

After calling Abe a "headless chicken," North Korea said Japan could be "the first victim of nuclear disaster in the world."

North Korea isn't shy about firing missiles over Japan--they've done it twice in the last two months. In September, the missile flew to an altitude of 480 miles and cruised 2,300 miles, which puts Guam in its crosshairs. Afterward, Pyongyang threatened to "sink" Japan and turn the U.S. into "ashes and darkness."

"The four islands of the archipelago should be sunken into the sea by the nuclear bomb of Juche. Japan is no longer needed to exist near us," the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) wrote.

A high ranking government spokesman for Japan called the threat outrageous and provocative.

The North Korean nuclear situation is growing and worsening. This has pushed Abe to seek a public mandate on his tougher diplomatic and defense policies. Abe has dissolved the lower house of parliament and called for a snap election to be held this month.

North Korea's bellicose threats have continued after President Trump promised to "totally destroy" Kim's dictatorship when he spoke at the UNGA. NoKo's foreign minister Ri Yong-ho (no relation to Heidi-ho) called Trump's words a "declaration of war." The White House insisted that they must be smoking something.

Over the weekend, Trump again went after "Little Rocket Man" in a series of presidential tweets after Secretary of State Tillerson said there was "lines of communication" to Pyongyang. The president urged Tillerson to "save [his] energy" adding that he was "wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man."

While this isn't very presidential, it's kind of funny.


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