Worldwide witches join forces against Trump

Tens of thousands of witches from around the world have joined their evil forces together and, like most liberals, are using hope to get change rather than actually doing the work. These semi-cretins are trying to cast a "binding" spell on Trump, according to Hollywood charlatan Vicky Adams.

Adams runs an occult store in La La Land and says the spell aims to stop Trump from reaping "harm and destruction" across the world.

It's a great marketing gimmick.

Adams, 49, says her little shop of potions and balderdash has been inundated with idiots desperate to learn the spell and buy the ingredients to stop Trump. She even sells an orange candle to signify the President's 'fake tanned skin', proving the point that "a sucker is born every minute."

She says that it's difficult to estimate how many witches take part in the monthly ritual, but believes the number to be in the tens of thousands, as the spell, which began in February, has become a phenomenon not only for Hillary Clinton sore losers, but globally.

Adams said yooge numbers of leftists are turning to witchcraft, black magic and communism to help them deal with everything from helping them get out of Mom's basement in order to get a life, to exacting revenge on their enemies through mind control rather than actually doing something that requires getting out of Mom's basement and exact revenge.

Even celebrities come into her shop, Panpipes Magickal Marketplace, she claims. [Spelling was never Adams' strong suit.]

She told the SunOnline "The Donald Trump spell is not a hex or a curse [it's a hoax]--it's binding Trump and any of his abetters to prevent them from causing harm and destruction to people, animals, the environment, everything." 

Adams, of course, did not include the unborn killed by abortion, nor people suffering violence from Islamic terrorism and misogynistic societal practices. 

Maybe she'll get to that in the future but don't hold your breath or eye of newt gingrich.


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