Where is Kim hiding?

Where's Kim? The corpulent North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has been missing for two weeks. The last time that happened, in late July, an ICBM launch took place.

Then after the launch, when it was safe for the lard butt to come to the surface, he reappeared in public.

So it's very possible his incognito status is an indication that another launch is about to take place as tensions increase and North Korea is ready to commemorate the Korean Peninsula's liberation from Japan at the end of World War Two.

Secretary of Defense James Mattis made it clear that if the adipose NoKo leader fires a missile at the U.S. or any of our territories, it's "game on." Trump had made it clear that this includes our allies.

Adding to the possibility of an imminent rocket-fire test, a U.S.-based North Korean watchdog site 38 North released satellite imagery of a submarine base in the rogue nation. The images show tarps place above the fore and aft decks of the Sinpo-class submarine base. The tarps are used to conceal movement.

According to other analysts Kim has a history of disappearing for lengthy periods due to an unknown "physical condition" that may be related to his pear-shaped body.

President Trump vowed last week that the U.S. would respond with "fire and fury" and is "locked and loaded" if North Korea dares to come close to carrying out an attack on Guam, a U.S. territory.

Pyongyang said after Trump's remarks that "even a single shell dropped on the Korean Peninsula might lead to the outbreak of thermonuclear war," and that they see "the U.S. no more than a lump" which it "can beat to a jelly at any time."

Jelly, like Kim's belly.

In typical Trumpian fashion, the president responded with "Oh yeah? Try it, fat boy."


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