Obese documentary maker blames Trump for his health

New York -- Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore, a man whose only food-devouring rival is Joey Chestnut, is doing a three-man show on Broadway using himself as all three. 

The show, "Three Obese Angry Men or Maybe It's Just One" uses Moore's inability to take personal responsibility for his deteriorating physical health but instead blames President Trump and the Republican political agenda for causing his ill health while simultaneously attempting to rid the country of Obamacare. 

"This guy's going to get us all killed," the corpulent buffoon complained as he took a man-size bite out of a grinder and washed it down with a huge swig of Samuel Adams Summer Brew. 

"There's nobody in charge," he burped. "This man [Trump] has the nuclear codes," and Moore wants Trump to give them to him so he can complete the job he started against the nation when he first got into filmmaking.

Doctors agree that if Moore dies, it isn't going to be from a nuclear war; it's going to be from an atomic appetite. Even his "One size fits all" greasy baseball caps no longer fit his head.

Moore's show varies from night-to-night, depending on what's for dinner.

Gentle reader: Please forgive the 'fat-shaming.' I dislike Moore to the extent that I say things that might offend some people and that truly is not my intentions.


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