If Trump cured cancer, Pelosi would complain about all the oncologists he put out of business and ruined their lives.
In a Thursday press conference, Pelosi criticized President Trump's decision to visit Saudi Arabia first during his inaugural foreign trip. Part of the reason for her discontent is the fact that she's an idiot.
"I thought it was unusual for the President of the United States to go to Saudi Arabia first. Saudi Arabia!" she said, moving her hands rapidly to dry her nail polish.
"It wasn't even alphabetical. I mean, Saudi Arabia."
She really meant Saudi Arabia.
The House Minority Leader contrasted Trump's visit to George W. Bush's first visit to Mexico; Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Obama visiting Canada first.
Pelosi, who may be suffering from an organic disorder, said, "Our friends and neighbors. Was the decision-making process to go to Saudi Arabia first? That is a question I have."
So President Trump should have gone to Afghanistan first, not Saudi Arabia.
Honestly, she really is an idiot.
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