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Thursday, May 4, 2017

Iran's attempted missile launch a washout

Dr. Walid Phares
(Photo: Fox News)
In an attempt to launch a big league cruise missile from a submarine in the Strait of Hormuz on Tuesday, Iran simply killed a few fish and littered the ocean floor.

An Iranian Yono-class "midget" submarine (named in honor of Yoko Ono) conducted the missile launch amidst protests by Iran's "little people" who were offended by the word "midget."
SpongeBob and Gary
(Photo: Patrick)

North Korea and Iran are the only two dictatorships in the world that operate Yono-class "midget" submarine, although the North Koreans call the submersible the Obliterate the American Imperialist-class "albeit rather small" submarine.


In 2015, North Korea was able to finally conduct a successful ballistic missile test near 124 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, for the first time, sending Kim Jong Un into a rapturous state of Korean bliss while scaring the bejesus out of SpongeBob and Gary.

In his joyful, but frenzied state, he had the projectile directed at the cranium of his uncle who has not been heard nor seen from since.

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