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Sunday, March 5, 2017

Barbra Streissand blames Trump for her weight gain

"Those doughnuts are Trump's fault "
Barbra Streisand refuses to take blame for her inability to keep her mouth shut, but figuratively and literally. She tweeted that President Trump is making her gain weight. 

"I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!" Streisand tweeted on Saturday. 

Refusing to take responsibility for her gluttonous behavior, she claims that Mr. Trump is making her gain weight. It's like the abusive husband who claims it's his wife's fault that he hits her. "She made me come over there and punch her in the face."

The once-upon-a-time singer said that the news involving Trump affects her morning routine.

Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!

Streisand made her claim about Trump after she learned that he recently claimed the Obama administration wiretapped into his Trump Tower phones during the presidential campaign last year. 

When the White House asked Congress to investigate into the matter, Streisand ate a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts, belched and flipped her middle finger.

Ironically, the doughnuts she ingested were the same variety that Vladimir Putin and Chuck Schumer ate on their 'buddy date' in The Big Apple on the Russian leader's visit.


In a tweet meant to alleviate her of guilt and place it squarely on the broad shoulders of our president, Barbra tweeted with fat fingers: "Trump just accused Obama of tapping his phones. Seriously crazy times. Time for more pancakes."

So it's Trump's fault that Streisand has an eating disorder.

Streisand wrote an essay for The Huffington Post titled "Clueless, Reckless, Graceless, Mindless and Heartless: Our President Elect." She claimed Trump is "dangerous and unfit for office." And she knows this because she is an avowed Democrat and they feel it, so it must be true.

Trump-bashing has become the new way dried up celebrities can once again feed their narcissistic needs and return to the spotlight.

Another way is kneeling during the National Anthem.