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Saturday, February 18, 2017

The Blind Sheikh to get 72 virgin seeing-eye dogs

The blind sheikh is dead. 

Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman, the scum cleric linked to the 1993 World Trade Center truck attack that killed 6 infidels has died in federal prison. He unfortunately lived to be 78.

Abdel-Rahman was an Egyptian orthodox Muslim who had a world following even while he was in the slammer for over 20 years. He finally finished serving his life sentence as he died at Butner Federal Medical Center in North Carolina (GO Blue Devils!)

The Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed Abdel-Rahman's journey to Jahhah (Islamic heaven, thought to be laden with rivers of wine, boys who tend to every need and virgins galore) Abdel Rahman died at approximately 5:40 a.m. Saturday of natural causes. 

He has been battling diabetes and coronary artery disease for a long time and Allah finally called him home where he will be receiving 72 mangy virgin seeing-eye dogs for his pleasure.

The Blind Sheikh's son Ammar told Reuters that the family was called by a U.S. representative to start spreading the news.

The man who prosecuted Abdel-Rahman for the federal government told Fox News that the sheikh was globally notorious as the "emir of jihad" long before al-Qaeda and ISIS existed.

"He provided the international jihadist campaign its deep roots in sharia supremacism," he said.

"His scholarly heft made him highly influential, in the deadliest of ways. The only thing he could do was lead [the terrorist organization]--provide it with inspiration and a sense of divine mission. His life is a testament to the centrality of sharia supremacist ideology to the terrorist threat."

Abdel-Rahman lost his eyesight when he was 10 months old and by 11 years old he memorized the Braille version of the Qur'an. People who memorize the Qur'an (aka the Islamic war manual) are known as hafiz.

Rather than going on with some kind of eulogy for this crap weasel, let's all be thankful he's gone to where the goblins go, and Osama bin Laden.

They say people like Abdel-Rahman make great fertilizer.