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Sunday, January 8, 2017

Saudi Arabia mosque attacker killed and virgin-bound

Dubai, UAE -- The Saudi authorities say the man who planned a suicide bombing in July outside the mosque where the prophet of Islam and pedophile Muhammed is buried is one of the two Muslims killed in a gunfight with police in Riyadh.

Interior Ministry spokesman Maj. Gen. Mansour al-Turki said Taie bin Salem bin Yaslam al-Saya'ari (seriously) was killed Saturday by police in the capital's northern Yasmeen neighborhood.

With a name like that, he will require a wide-body tombstone.

The bombing outside the Medina mosque on July 4th killed four Saudi security force members and wounded five.

This is a mosque where millions of Muslims around the world who have nothing better to do visit every year on their way to Mecca.

The same day of this attack, separate suicide bombers, who believed religiously that by blowing themselves up they would rewarded with Paradise where they would be given 72 beautiful brown eyed virgins, targeted a Shi'ite mosque in eastern Saudi Arabia and the U.S. Consulate in Jiddah. 

Sadly for the suicide bombers, the body parts they needed to enjoy what they were rewarded with was nowhere to be found.

It's a crazy belief, but somebody's got to blow himself up.