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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Inauguration refusals

Getting singers for the Inauguration ceremony on January 20th is apparently harder than getting a liberal to become a lifetime member of the NRA. 

So far, Jackie Evancho a 2010 runner-up from "America's Got Talent," the Rockettes and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir are confirmed for the party.

Kellyanne Conway, Trump's spokeswoman, told ABC News that there will be more singers but did not want to reveal who they are. Many performers who have been asked to sing have refused, and even those who are egotistical enough to think they might be asked, but weren't, refused too. 

Canada's very own Celine Dion was promised by Steve Wynn to perform but will not. That may be a very good thing for those who enjoy good music.

Page Six reported that Andrea Bocelli will not perform because of the angry, intolerant/liberal grief he got over initially accepting the gig. They also said that Trump suggest Bocelli not sing because of the backlash. 

I can just imagine angry liberals physically attacking Bocelli because they know they can take him since he's totally blind.

Garth Brooks had said earlier this month that he "would be honored" to perform but backed out because he is probably afraid that some Hillary-loving co-ed might attack him.
Eric McCormack singing "Unchained Melody"

"Will and Grace" horror Eric McCormack told The Wrap he would perform but only in exchange for a lobotomy: "My whole brain removed from my head . . . I don't what the line-up will be, but I hear Scott Baio's doing dramatic readings."

Too bad McCormack doesn't have the testicles to say it to his face.

It was later learned that McCormack had previously received a full-frontal lobotomy two years ago but due to the procedure, forgot that fact. In fact, Donald Trump never asked him to perform--he just wanted to go on record to show the world what a sore loser he is.

It's time for people to get over it--Trump won. It's like standing out in a snow storm wishing for a summer day--it isn't going to happen.

Get over it, children.