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Friday, November 4, 2016

Iran claims it's sending illegal aliens to infiltrate US, Europe

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (pronounced "core" not "corpse") Iran's elite military, is allegedly sending assets to infiltrate here and Europe as ordered by Ali Khamenie, the Supreme Leader of Iran and Big Poohbah, according to comments made by the Islamic cleric leader.

The IRGC "will be in the U.S. and Europe very soon," said Iran's military commander. Their purpose of infiltrating is to bolster Iran's hardline regime and thwarting potential plots against the West-hating, terrorist Islamic Republic.

So they're supposedly afraid that we will be the aggressors, not the other way around.

"The whole world should know that the IRGC will be in the U.S. and Europe very soon," Salar Abnoush, deputy cooordinator of Khatam-al-Anbia Garrison, an IRGC command front said.

Abnoush spoke at a time when Iran is spending loads of money to upgrade its military hardware and the USA is cutting back on spending for the military and reducing our hardware and weaponry in the hope that terrorists will notice our good intentions and be friends with us.

In fact, we are being so nice to Iran (aside from the nuclear deal present we gave them) we even sold them aircraft that we are hoping they will use for peaceful purposes, although they will probably convert them for military use, just in case we attack them.

"The IRGC is [the] strong guardian of the Islamic Republic," Abnoush said. "The Fedayeen of Velayat [fighting force] are under the order of Iran's Supreme leader. Defending and protecting the Velayat [Supreme Leader] has no border and limit."

Luckily for Iran, Obama has no borders nor limits to the influx of potential troublemakers that are easily able to enter the United States.

But they better do it soon, in case Trump is elected.