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Sunday, November 20, 2016

Abu Boo sleeps with a nightlight and suicide vest

Muslim terror boss Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (aka "Abu Boo") has become so unhinged that he not only goes to sleep with a nightlight on, he also wears a custom made pink, sequin suicide vest when his wives and sex slaves all "tuck" him in after a hard day of ordering beheadings and immolation of disbelievers.

According to messages sent inside Mosul to the Iraqi military and reported by Reuters, Abu Boo "has become intemperate," losing self-control and showing more signs of paranoia.

Iraqi troops made their push into eastern Mosul Saturday along with air support by the U.S.-led international coalition. The ISIS fighters put up stiff resistance, Iraqi special forces Maj. General Sami al-Aridi said.

Abu Boo "has cut down on his movements and neglects his appearance," the message said, from the person inside of Mosul. "He lives underground and has tunnels that stretch to different areas. He doesn't sleep without his suicide bomber vest so he can set it off if he's captured." 

He never bathes and even camels turn up their noses when he emerges from his hole.

About two weeks ago, Abu Boo released a message urging his fighting scumcrumpets to keep fighting for Mosul. He gave a sermon-like recording that lasted over thirty minutes. It wasn't known when the recording was produced but nobody on the receiving end dared fall asleep if they valued their head.

Mosul, with over one million people aloing with the surrounding territory fell to ISIS after a June 2014 surprise attack. Abu Boo visited after the capture and from inside Mosul declared an Islamic caliphate, which covered almost a third of Iraq and Syria.

In his jihad recording, the Islamic scholar rallied his mujaheddin in Mosul and ordered them to remain resilient and steadfast. If they were to die fighting, well, they were going to get a load of virgins, young boys to do their 'bidding' and rivers of wine . . . like forever. Death is good.

"Oh you who seek martyrdom! Start your actions!" (Islamic writings love to use lots of exclamation points and sentences that start with "Oh.") "Turn the night of the disbelievers into day," he said. "Totally decimate their territories, and make their blood flow like rivers," he added in that psychopathic, schizophrenic way he has as he tries to sound like many verses from the Koran.

But in spite of his paranoia and angst, the ISIS cleric seems to have made peace with the devil and is ready to take that hot journey to Jahannam.

It's up to us to help him start the journey/