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Monday, August 15, 2016

New ISIS battlecry: "Doh"

On Monday,  Fox News reported how ISIS is recruiting low-information jihadists as cannon fodder for the front. In fact, the less they know, the better.

Like all businesses, ISIS has its own recruitment system and it seems that new jihadists are as ignorant over Islamic doctrine as liberals and progressives are on that and everything else.

ISIS wannabees were brought en mass into a hanger near the Syria-Turkey border where they were evaluated on their knowledge of Islam. 

Those recruited in France between 2013 and 2014 were not quite as Islamic as you might think as they typically were bar-hopping with their recruiter back home. And as Fox News reported, one guy described himself as gay--so if the jihad don't kill him, the jihadists will--once he's no longer of use to them.

Two British dummies learned about the religion of peace by ordering "The Koran for Dummies" and "Islam for Dummies" from Amazon. The "Dummies" series were used to help them cram for the fighting. They must have missed President Obama's memo saying that the Islamic State isn't Islamic.

After their intake, the mentally challenged recruits were grouped in safe houses as a boatload of ISIS imams (those are Islamic clerics who, according to "Christian" Obama and others, know nothing about Islam) came to indoctrinate them, according to court testimony and Associated Press interviews. 

One recruit, a 32-year-old European who shall remain anonymous as he values his life said, "I realize that I was in the wrong place when they began to ask me questions on these forms like: 'when you die, who should we call?'" He thought he was joining a rebel group to fight chinless Bashar Assad and help the Syrian people, not the Islamic State. 

The European went to Syria in 2014 and shown the ISIS propaganda videos about Islam. The visiting imams kept praising martyrdom, yet none have ever tried to engage in it--that should have been the guy's first clue. But he was unschooled in Islam, had severed family ties and turned over his electronic devices to an equally naive family.

An AP analysis of thousands of leaked ISIS documents showed that around 74% of recruits came with only a rudimentary knowledge of Sharia and only 24% were classified as having an "intermediate" knowledge of the misogynistic, anti-Semitic, anti-gay, anti-atheist, anti-Christian and anti-canine religious laws. Only 5% were listed as advanced students of Islam and of the 3000 scumcrumpets, five were hafiz, meaning they memorized the Koran and learned nothing constructive or of value from it.

From what was learned was those with little knowledge of Islam are more susceptible to the group's radical and violent ideas.  ISIS preys on the religiously ignorant and angry people and imposes a form of Islam to suit their needs and goals.

Many new supporters of ISIS have the weakest links with religion in general. 

So you can understand why these people, those who are disenfranchised with society, who generally have the IQ of a Canadian thermometer in January, are willing to blow themselves up, or just kill for the hell of it.

Mohamed Lahouaiyej Bouhel (his friends called him "Mo Vowels") hardly knew any Islamic doctrine. He's the man who, on Bastille Day, plowed a truck into the crowd, killing 85 and injuring scores more. His family described him as indifferent to religion, volatile and prone to drinking binges, and he had a love for salsa dancing and his male lover.

If this idiot had lived among ISIS fighters, he would have been killed for being gay.

Omar Mateen, the Orlando terrorist, and whose father sat right up front of a Hillary Clinton rally, pledged his allegiance to ISIS. But while Bouhel never pledge to ISIS, the group quickly took credit for the attacks, refusing to blame Donald Trump.

Ironically, martyrdom is seen in Islam as the highest religious calling, yet it was found in the ISIS recruitment documents that those who knew the most about Sharia were the least inclined to martyr themselves by joining the Smithereens.

"If martyrdom is seen as the highest religious calling, then a reasonable expectation would be that the people with the most knowledge about Islamic law (Sharia) would desire to carry out these operations with greater frequency," the report said.

But despite the religious justification for a suicide mission, "those with the most religious knowledge withing the organization itself are the least likely to volunteer to be suicide bombers," the study found.

No wonder there are so many chiefs and not enough "Native Muslimicans."