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Saturday, June 4, 2016

The verdict is reached for 3 jihadists

Minneapolis -- Three Minnesota Muslim men on trial for conspiring to go to Syria and join the Islamic State were convicted of planning to commit murder overseas.

The three terrorists are: Guled Ali Omar, 21, Abdirahman Yasin Daud, 22, and Mahamed (who'd a guessed) Abdihamid Farah, 22. The charge they were convicted of is: conspiracy to commit murder outside the U.S. and it carries the maximum sentence of life in prison.

But no worries for these young men as they will each be provided with a glove-handled Koran (we infidels are considered unclean to these pedophiles) for their reading pleasure, Halal food (an idea they stole from the Jews who they hate) for their dining pleasure, and perhaps a soccer pitch for exercise.

They were also convicted on other counts, including conspiracy to provide material support to a foreign terrorist organization (none of them being the "Fightin' Amish of Blue Ball, PA"), and attempting to provide such support.

Two jihadist supporters (sitting in the family section of the courtroom) left  in tears after the verdicts were read. But the scumcrumpets didn't crumble; they remained stoic, heads held high, and in full-beheading mode. 

Omar (a name in honor of Muhammad's most trusted killer who was the first to use the deceptive tactic known as "taqiyya") smiled at family members.

U.S. District Judge Michael Davis said that he would review the case and hear from the wannabe terrorists before sentencing them to a far lesser punishment than they wanted to dole out to infidels.

Prosecutors claim the three were part of a group of terrorist buddies in Minnesota's Somali community who inspire and recruit each other to join ISIS. Ten young Muslims were accused in the conspiracy, six have pleaded guilty to one count each of conspiracy to support a foreign terrorist organization.

Abdi Nur (his friends call him "Dyslexic Alphabet") is still at large but he will be caught and provided with free council, a free Koran, and a prayer mat. However, he is believed to be in Syria, land of religious opportunity.

The other scumcrumpets successfully left the country and have gone overseas to kill folks.

Since 2007, over 22 men from Minnesota, the state that brought us Scotch Tape, have joined al-Shabaab, and about a dozen have gone to Syria, and not for the fried food or the beach babes.

The case against these terrorists was built mostly on recordings made by a "friend" of the terrorists who was paid about $119,000. 

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

Defense attorneys said that the comments on the recordings were just youthful bluster--nothing to see here--and nothing to worry over. However, when one of the 3 men offered to babysit one of the defense lawyer's 9-year-old daughter, he wouldn't allow it, for some reason.

Family and friends, who are also devout jihadists Muslims claim that their offspring were entrapped and it isn't fair to believe them because they are liars and wouldn't hurt a fly.

This is not a lie--they wouldn't harm a fly because the prophet of Islam said that while one wing of the fly causes disease, the other wing cures it. 

Really, Muhammad said that nonsense.