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Friday, May 20, 2016

Security Guard Arrested for Removing Man from Women's Bathroom

A suspected hate crime occurred when a man refused to leave the Ladies Room after making a big stink over the ordeal. He said that he identifies with being a Lady but a female security guard wasn't buying it. She escorted the gender confused guy out of the place and he was fuming.

The incident occurred Monday at a Washington D.C. grocery store. The guy, a young African-American, believes himself to be an older white woman who shaves. He goes by the name of Snowy Belcher.

Snowy reportedly passed the security guard on his way to do his business (standing up) at a Giant grocery store in Northeast D.C. That's when it metaphorically 'hit the fan.'

Upon seeing Snowy walk into the women's toilet, the security guard followed him and ordered him to leave. When he refused, the female security guard had to escort him out of the women's toilet, which provided him with an opportunity to gain notoriety and hopefully capitalize on it. 

Upon leaving the store, Belcher called the police to have the female security guard arrested because his hormones got the better of him. D.C. police confirmed to NBC4 Washington that the woman was arrested and charged with simple assault, but that it was going to be treated as a "suspected hate crime."

According to Mr. Belcher's statement to NBC4, the security guard told him: "You guys cannot keep coming in here and using our women's restroom. They did not pass the law yet."

The man then went on to say that he saw no reason for her to put her hands on him and added that he was emotionally traumatized with visions of flying penises being hit out of the air with fly swatters in the hands of evil female security guards with large breasts and combat boots.

At least one woman who was using the Giant toilet facilities said that she was relieved during the guy's removal. But that could have been a double-entendre. 

There were no young girls using the bathroom when Snowy sauntered in.

And while the world is slowly being assaulted with Islamic terrorism, a decaying economy and the possibility of war with China and/or Russia looming on the horizon, Democrats are worried about the bathroom rights of gender-confused people who make up less than one half of one percent of our population.

Think of the children, for a change.