Sunday, March 20, 2016

Great job ops for Germany illegals

Berlin -- How better to help Germany's illegal immigrants than to pay them to leave and return under a different name?

Germany has more immigrants coming in through their open doors than a roach motel has arrivals at theirs. They even have a backlog of 770,000 asylum requests and they are starting to look like Lucille Ball in the chocolate factory.


So Germany needed to come up with a plan to get those asylum-seekers who couldn't stay, to leave.  And they finally figured out how to get them to go.

Pay them a bribe.

Many of them couldn't speak German, had no family or friends in the country, and were homesick for the violence and chaos they left behind. They missed the distant shouts of "Allahu Akbar!" and the warm flames of the building next door. 

No longer would they see the gentle breezes wafting dead gay men hanging in the village squares. 

But the deal Germany was offering was the best. They could go and come back under a different name, all the while collecting a bunch of those Euros going and coming and going again. 

Merkel would be none the wiser. What a racket they would have.


Perhaps, over time, they could actually learn the language and that would be sehr gutt when they could finally settle down there and bring along Sharia law to Deutchland



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