Freelance journalist terrorist caught

Another Muslim terrorist responsible for the Brussels attack was arrested Saturday the Belgian Federal Prosecutor's office reported.

The jihadist, Faycal (pronounced "Fecal") Cheffou has been taken into custody where Belgian officials promise to provide him with a smart lawyer. He will also receive a brand new Koran and a lovely prayer mat as parting gifts for when he goes free.

Cheffou was the man wearing the hat and light colored jacket. His suicide buddies used a "dead man switch" inside a leather glove, but Cheffou did not. He may have had no intentions of getting "virgined up" that day and pulled what is now known as an "Abdeslam," whereby his cohorts die and he just keeps on going.

Cheffou is being charged with participating in a terrorist attack, terrorist murder and attempted terrorist murder. 

His friends say that "Fecal was a good guy, always going to mosque and stuff, and praying five times a day. Maybe the got the wrong dude, man."

There were no weapons or explosives found in Cheffou's apartment but several Hillary Clinton 2016 posters were among the items officials found laying around.

Cheffou claims to be a freelance journalist, but only like the ones on MSNBC.


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