Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Unlocking the iPhone and Hillary lockup

The FBI now is asking  theApple Corporation to unlock another dozen or so iPhones. The agency believes unlocking the phone found in a Lexus, for example, will provide them with information that will assist in providing strategic information in combating terrorism. 

Apple CEO Tim Smith continues to thwart the FBI's efforts and has stated to Henhouse News that unlocking even one terrorist iPhone will severely hurt the good relationship Apple has with radical Islamic groups. He mentioned CAIR, the Muslim Brotherhood and the Muslim Student Association all who claim that they couldn't live without their iPhones.

GOP presidential candidate, Donald J. Trump is using this issue as part of his platform for the highest office in the land told cheering crowds in Nevada: "When I am president, I will not only make Apple unlock those phones, I will make them pay a fine and put Tim Cook in federal prison, okay?"

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders also weighed in on the issue saying, "When oi am president, there will be no damn Apple Cawparation. There will only be "The US Cell Phone Company and you bettah believe that oi will get awl the infawmashion the damn FBI needs. And then oi will go after Wall Shtreet." 

College kids living off their parents' money cheered wildly.

Hillary Clinton was unavailable for comment as she has no phone privileges this week as she was caught lying to guards after she denied that she was smoking in her Gitmo cell that she shares with Huma Abedin.




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