North Korea's successful failure

The satellite launched by North Korea and put into orbit Sunday is tumbling faster than an old lady over a cliff in a fake anti-GOP ad, U.S. officials said Tuesday.

The rocket, with a range of about 7,500 miles, has the capability to reach the United States and the payload it tried to send into a long-term orbit was twice as heavy as the one fired in 2012, but it is more likely disguised as a satellite launch when, in fact, the real purpose was for North Korea to test their ICBM nuclear capacity.

So, in spite of the failure of the satellite to get into a viable earth orbit, the test was still a success: they can reach us with a nuke.

As of today, there have been no signals coming from the satellite, just like the 2012 screwup of the Kwangmyongsong 3-2 which also went into orbit and is slowly spiraling back to earth and no signal is heard from it. 

Many experts consider the Kwangmyongsong 3-2 to be the "Edsel of Rocketry."

Both satellites are named "Shining Star" due to the glow they will put out when they hit earth's atmosphere and burn up will be like an expensive shining star.

Interestingly, South Korean foreign analyst geeks believe the first stage of the rocket was designed to blow up after separation, to confuse people. Admittedly, these people were confused.

Meanwhile, scientists are trying to recover debris from the spent rocket in order to assess the rocketry skills of North Korea. They have only been able to find roughly the same percentage of rocket debris as normally found of a suicide bomber after the shouting of "Allahu Akbar!" fills the air.

Leaders around the world are trying to figure out how to punish North Korea. 

So-called U.S. President Barack Obama believes the best way to punish them is to force them into an overwhelming Obamacare health system whereby even Kim Jung Un would not be excluded, unlike politicians on Capitol Hill who don't have to buy into that system.

But other government leaders say they don't understand Obamacare,.

Mr. Obama explained that that is exactly the point of the system as it is based upon the stupidity of the Democratic voter.

But in all seriousness, the one problem we might face if these rockets become weaponized, is trying to shoot them down if they blow themselves up in stages. My guess is the North Koreans didn't even consider that perk.



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