Thursday, January 7, 2016

South Korea will get back on the horn

South Korea isn't going to take North Korea's nuclear test lying down. They spoke with the U.S. and asked for some muscle--we may be sending in a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier and submarines as Seoul has restarted the propaganda broadcasts that have upset Kim Jong Un, causing enormous damage to the infrastructure of his cerebrum.

The cross-border broadcasts are to begin tomorrow, just two days after the North Koreans claimed they tested a mini-H-bomb underground. Some experts believe that Kim is full of sushi, and that the test was merely an atomic bomb which doesn't have the same impact and signature as a Hydrogen bomb.

That should give us comfort. Not as many people die simultaneously as with an H-bomb, so they would need a couple more to do the job. We can rest easy tonight knowing that President Obama and John Kerry are on the job, protecting America like Hillary protected Chris Stevens and the three heroes in Benghazi.

But I digress.

The propaganda broadcasts are used to get North Koreans to wonder about just how powerful Kim and the other Ums are, how infallible, and how truthful in their boasting. (They might refer to Kim as "That Butterball," and "Fat Kid Who Couldn't Shoot Straight.") In other words, the broadcasts are meant to get North Koreans questioning their fearless leader's thinking, and to lessen tensions between the two countries that had at one time shared the same culture and land.

The U.S., South Korea and Japan have "agreed to work together to forge a united and strong international response to North Korea's latest reckless behavior," came the squeak from the White House, as President Barack Hussein Obama reaffirmed the "unshakeable U.S. commitment" to the security of South Korea and Japan, Fox News reported.

Also discussed between South Korean and U.S. military leaders was the possible deployment of "strategic assets" with the possibility being F-22 stealth fighters, B-52 baadaahbing bombers, and nuclear subs. 

"That should make the hairs on Kim's head stand up even taller," said John-Hair-Plugs-Kerry. (Okay, but he was thinking that.)

South Korea will limit entry to a jointly run factory park in North Korea--the last remnants of inter-Korean cooperation. 

Josh Not-Very Earnest, White House spokesman said that the U.S. analysis of the blast was "not consistent with the claims that the regime has made a successful hydrogen bomb test," and that nothing has occurred with the last 24 hours to change that assessment.

According to some experts, it's probable that North Korea detonated a boosted fission bomb, something halfway between an atomic bomb and an H-bomb.

"Fission, fusion--what difference, at this time, does it make?" some old lady was heard to say.

I say, imagine how embarrassing it would be to the U.S. allowing a fat jerk like Kim Jong Un to launch a nuclear warhead at the White House. I'd rather 'clean house' with the vote.




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