ISIS jihadist detained in Turkey: undergoes Jeh Johnson test

Jeh Johnson's master plan

An ISIS jihadist was detained in Ankara, Turkey, suspected of planning a suicide attack against the U.S. Consulate in Istanbul. The man, who comes from the land where Obama has a warm place in his heart, Syria, has been "detained" for several days, an official who wishes to remain anonymous due to the love he has for life, said.

The ISIS jihadist was identified as Muhammed Raghil al-Hardani (of the "Exploding Hardani Brothers").

A Kahramanmaras court, a city close to the Syrian border where people of all persuasions are dying to come to America, jailed the ISIS terrorist wannabe. The city, known for its tongue-twister name, plans to have the terrorist questioned by anti-terror police. The police will ask him such questions as:

1. Are you a terrorist?2. Is any member of your family a terrorist?3. If you were stranded on a desert island with a terrorist woman, what would you do?4. If you could blow up any U.S. Consulate in the world, which one would you choose?5. How many Jewish terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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These questions have been suggested by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and overseen by Jeh Johnson, a man single-handedly designed the tricky questions that are still used today for the fool-proof  K-1 "Fiancee" Visa used to screen potential threats to the citizens of America. Okay, maybe he didn't actually come up with the questions, but he sure didn't offer any alternative ones.

And we all know how that worked out.

The U.S. Embassy in Ankara was on "limited operations" for the past two days due to an unspecified security threat.

Turkish intelligence found that al-Hardani crossed into Turkey "a while ago," being as specific as they are known to be, and that he planned to blow himself to smithereens at the consulate. He had been traced to Samsun, a city in northern Turkey (known as "Telephone Town") and his movements were monitored by Turkish intelligence. When he reached Kahramanmaras (say that three times fast) he was stopped before heading to Gaziantep province on the border of Syria. 

Turkey was targeted by two suicide bombings, blamed on a Turkish ISIS cell back in July and also in October. Over 130 people were killed in those attacks and we are going to take them into our country just to see what happens next.

You may recall, an article in the National Review reported how Turkey arrested 8 ISIS jihadists posing as refugees back in November.


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