Thursday, November 5, 2015

72 virgins is a lot for one guy

The young man who stabbed four people (or maybe five, depending on where you get your news) at the University of California, Merced, has finally been identified. He is 18-year-old Muslim student, Faisal Mohammad of Santa Clara.

Authorities do not have a single clue as to the reason this young Muslim man went on an infidel stabbing spree. The New York Daily News referred to Mr. Mohammad as "The deranged 18-year-old student . . . "

Yes, he was deranged, if you agree that Islam is a deranged religion that teaches hatred of Jews, Christians, gays, and just about everyone who isn't Muslim, or the same sect of Muslim they happen to be.

Mohammad equipped himself with a 10-inch hunting knife and zip ties, duct tape, two plastic baggies of petroleum jelly, a night vision scope, a hammer and a bomb-making component in his backpack. Aside from having terrorist paraphernalia, he has no known ties to any terrorist organizations and his neighbors probably describe him as "a nice boy--very quiet and quick to give a helping hand to his neighbors."

Why is it always the nice quiet ones?

Merced County Sheriff Vern Warnke said the petroleum jelly is "a poor man's C-4," which is a type of plastic explosive.

The idiot Chancellor of the school Leland said in a statement, "Based on the evidence gathered so far, we have no reason to believe that this was in any way related to terrorism." Ms. Leland added that Mohammad appeared to be motivated by personal animosities, not a political agenda."

The FBI did a background check on Mohammad and his family and were unable to discover how his religion may have been involved in this jihad attack on people he evidently did not know personally (in order to have a personal animosity against them). 
"Dang if I knowd why he done it"

They could not find any connections to organized hate groups, because they failed to recognize the biggest organized hate group is Islam in its extreme.

Disclaimer: Not all Muslims are terrorists, but a hell of a lot of terrorists are Muslim.

Sheriff Warnke said "We had zero to indicate he was on anyone's radar," and added that the ISIS tweets that followed the attack was to instill panic.

As Mohammad began his jihadist attack, he had a smile on his face. It is very possible the smile indicated that he was envisioning 72 brown-eyed virgins who never grow old and somehow never lose their virginity.

Byron Price, 31, a construction worker was able to distract Mohammad and keep him from killing an infidel student. Price too was stabbed, but all victims, save Mohammad, are expected to make a full recovery. He was killed on campus by campus security.

Mohammad is expected to be a busy little heavenly porn star now.


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