Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Liberal Sen. Virgil Smith Admits to Being Stupid

Smith's house of bricks
Sen. Virgil Smith (D- MI,) you may recall, went missing on Sunday after he fired several shotgun slugs at his ex-wife's 2015 Mercedes Benz. He didn't appreciate her barging into his bedroom while he was buck naked and fully engaged in unauthorized coitus with an unidentified party (who may or may not have been Al Sharpton).

The good Senator is expected to be arraigned in Wayne County today, prosecutors said. Smith is 35 years stupid.

Prosecutor Kym Worthy said in a written statement: "The alleged actions of Senator Smith cannot and will not be tolerated. We asked for further work on the warrant and the information was received this morning. We let the facts and evidence guide our charging decision and nothing else."

Well, that certainly didn't sound like anything coming out of Baltimore's state Attorney General's office. Perhaps Marilyn Mosby should take a few pointers from Ms. Worthy.

The liberal Senator Smith is charged with felonious assault, domestic violence and also with malicious destruction of personal property $20,000 or more and felony firearm in the incident, which occurred at 1:00 AM on Sunday.

Smith was arrested and is being held at the Detroit Detention Center.

Al Sharpton was unavailable for questions.



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