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Kim Jong Un single-handedly piloted a North Korean submarine and personally launched a super secret ballistic missile off its east coast on Saturday, or something like that, according to the official Korean Central News Agency (not to be confused with "Comedy Central").
The lowly-regarded Journal called the missile a "world-level strategic weapon," and an "eye-opening success." If they hadn't done so, all of the so-called journalists at the Journal would have been taken out back and shot.
Just hours after the NK announcement, South Korea said the Kim government fired 3 anti-ship cruise missiles into the sea off its east coast, thereby increasing tensions between the two nations.
A U.S. State Department spokesman (not Marie Harf) said that we were aware of the missile launches and our thoughts go out to the families of the dead fishes that were so callously killed in this attack.
"Launches using ballistic missile technology are a clear violation of multiple UN Security Council resolutions," the State Department geek said, but offered nothing in the way of what the Obama administration would do about it.
In the meantime, President Obama huffed and puffed as the tyrant of North Korea, Un, (not to be confused with the UN) simply laughed and killed someone blocking his view of the missile strikes.
The waters off the coast of Korea is now inundated with chum making the more aggressive sea critters as happy as liberals at a riot.
North Korea has been warning their foes down south that it would fire at their naval vessels that they say are violating territorial waters.
Obama, in response to the possibility of an all-out war in Korea, played 18 holes.
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The lowly-regarded Journal called the missile a "world-level strategic weapon," and an "eye-opening success." If they hadn't done so, all of the so-called journalists at the Journal would have been taken out back and shot.
Just hours after the NK announcement, South Korea said the Kim government fired 3 anti-ship cruise missiles into the sea off its east coast, thereby increasing tensions between the two nations.
A U.S. State Department spokesman (not Marie Harf) said that we were aware of the missile launches and our thoughts go out to the families of the dead fishes that were so callously killed in this attack.
"Launches using ballistic missile technology are a clear violation of multiple UN Security Council resolutions," the State Department geek said, but offered nothing in the way of what the Obama administration would do about it.
In the meantime, President Obama huffed and puffed as the tyrant of North Korea, Un, (not to be confused with the UN) simply laughed and killed someone blocking his view of the missile strikes.
The waters off the coast of Korea is now inundated with chum making the more aggressive sea critters as happy as liberals at a riot.
North Korea has been warning their foes down south that it would fire at their naval vessels that they say are violating territorial waters.Obama, in response to the possibility of an all-out war in Korea, played 18 holes.
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