Ayatollah: keep your infidel pig fingers off my bombs

Iran's renown, divine, revered supreme leader made it clear that there will be no international inspections of their military sites while he has yet to get his virgins. Also, there will be no talking to or hobnobbing with any of their scientists under any nuclear agreement. "Dammit, these bomb-makers have work to do."

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (his friends call him "Meanie") told his military leaders that Iran will resist "coercion and excessive demands" from that spineless kitty cat in America and other world powers. "If they so much as lay one infidel finger on any of our nuclear facilities, they will lose that finger, Sharia-style."

Negotiators from Iran, U.S., Russia, China, Britain, France and Germany have begun a new round of balderdash in Vienna. They are working doggishly to reach a deal, any deal, that will make them look good to their voters (except in Russia's case where voters are a moot point). 

If they can reach a deal, the sanctions will be lifted. If they cannot reach a deal, Obama will allow them to do what they want anyway--after all, isn't that kind of what he has done with illegal aliens?

The deal is slated to be reached by June 30th while Iran is slated to have their nuclear bomb ready to go by May 31st. Now that's coordination. 

According to FoxNews.com, a fact sheet on the framework accord said that Iran would be required to grant the U.N. nuclear agency access to any "suspicious sites." Rumor has it that they are all suspicious sites.

The Ayatollah, in response to the fact sheet Tweeted: "LMAO" He also emailed our so-called president asking "Where is my $50 billion, dude?"

The supreme leader was referring to the signing bonus Obama has promised he would offer if they would please sign on the dotted line. But the supreme leader is claiming that the U.S. is increasing our demands that international inspection of Iran's military sites and interviews with their scientists be included in the final deal.

Well, duh?? Of course it should be included in the deal and I'm fairly certain, in spite of Obama's lack of leadership, foresight, skill, intelligence, patriotism, bravery, humility and honesty, that it was included in the original proposal. If not, why not just give the Ayatollah a few of our own nukes and let him play with them? (That's a rhetorical question.) 

Khamenei said that interviewing Iranian scientists would be an affront to Iran's dignity and it sure as hell would spill the beans if any of them ends up talking.

"The impudent and brazen enemy expects that we allow them to talk to our scientists and researchers about a fundamental local achievement, but no such permission will be allowed," the man of Allah told his military commanders on Wednesday on state TV. "No inspection of any military site or interview with nuclear scientists will be allowed."

So now the question is do we a) trust a country that prays for "Death to America" and "Death to Israel" or b) tell them that the deal is off?

Knowing our so-called president, I suspect he will choose a). 




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