Monday, March 2, 2015

Jihadi John's Work Ethic

It looks like Mohammed Emwazi was never going to need the help of the US State Department to land a job. Emwazi, aka Jihadi John, had worked for a Kuwaiti IT company and was a kick-butt salesman, The Guardian reports. 

Like many serial killing crazies whose neighbors say things like: "Gee, he was so quiet and polite, I never figured he'd kill all the neighbors on the opposite side of the street," his former boss said that he was quiet and withdrawn, but had a natural gift for his work. In fact, the boss gushed with praise, "He was the best employee we ever had." He also said, 'He was very good with people. Calm and decent. He came to our door and gave us his CV."

The staff was surprised that someone from London would want to work in Kuwait as many of his peers looked to do the opposite.

"How could someone as calm and quiet as him become like the man who we saw on the news? It's just not logical that he could be this guy."

Yeah, right. 

Like Osama bin Laden was a raving lunatic? It wasn't as if you could tell by looking at Osama that he was the evil mastermind behind the terrorist attacks that killed so many Americans. 

Actually, if you have ever seen photos of Osama, you might have noticed his faraway stare and gentle smile. He was looking into his mind's eye and seeing Allah, or perhaps Muhammed making love to Aisha when she was 9. He wasn't angry, he was religiously driven to kill us via jihad.

Emzawi is doing the same--he is simply carrying out his religious obligation to commit jihad in the name of Islam. It isn't personal, it's just Islam, and that is why he can be polite and calm. Cutting off the head of infidels is just his way of getting into Jannah, (or Paradise).

So now we know Mohammed Emzawi is just an ordinary guy with a computer background, a sharp knife, and dark eyes. 

It's just a matter of time until some idiot young woman whose letters went unanswered by DzhokharTsarnaev, will develop a terror-crush on Emzawi. Perhaps she will hope and wait until he is captured so she can try her luck once more. Hopefully, that will happen soon and we can get information from yet another Mohammed.

But first, Rolling Stone Magazine will need to put a Photoshopped picture of him on their cover so they can glorify this piece of work.

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